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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, my older brother and I were listening to Thelonious Monk, when our mother walked into the room. The conversation went like this:
Mom: “What is this?”
Me: “It’s Thelonious Monk”
Mom: “Where did he learn to play the piano...the crazy house?”
Brother: “It’s good, give it a chance.”
Mom: “Sounds like Merde (shit in French).”
(Mom was born in Marseille, France, grew up in Québec City, Canada, and she always swore in French, never English.)
Me: “He has a unique style of playing”
Mom: “Is this that kind of music, you have to smoke pot, before you listen to it?”
Brother: “No, but it couldn’t hurt.”
With that, mom gave my brother a light(ish) slap to the back of his head, and went back to the kitchen mumbling, “Enfants, putain de merde!” (Children, for fuck’s sake), to herself. As an aside: Smacking the back of my brother’s head was a time honored tradition in our family. In fairness, he was, and even now in his early 80s, is the biggest smart ass you ever met. Whenever my mother or father smacked the back of his head, he’d give me the same look that Oliver Hardy used when he broke the fourth wall, which always made me laugh.
Back to Monk
If I could only listen to ten albums for the rest of my life, three or four of them would be by Thelonious Monk, and today's freeload, 'Monk's Dream' would most certainly be one of them. There's just something so satisfying and entertaining about it (as is most Monk).
This is Monk in full swing, kids!
Our freeload today, is the Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab's, Original Master Recording, from their 'Ultradisc UHR series', remastered SACD, reissue, from 2019. The sound is outstanding (24-bit/192kHz), and the separation of the instruments is sublime.
To get a link to Monk's Dream, tell us what your favorite swear word or phrase is.


POOPS AND BOOGERS!!! There's no motherfucking link here. What is this shit? Fuck me twice. (That was cathartic😁)
ReplyDeleteGodfrey Daniel, there are so many to choose from...Just ask George Carlin (should be a link here, but I ain't got it)
ReplyDeleteGodverdomme (Dutch for goddamnit) & Fucckkkkk...
ReplyDeleteThanks again Bab for the art acknowledgement!
My favorite, "Re-Goddamned-Diculous", was coined by a very drunk John Wayne back in the 60's. It's become part of the vernacular for me and my family.
ReplyDeleteHas to be the Grail of swearwords - fuck. Possibly the most-used word in the fucking history of the fucking world.
ReplyDelete"Fuck you, you fucking fuck! You fucked up, you fucker, and you're fucking fucked! Fuck off! FUCK!"
As to Thelonious Fucking Monk, my gateway album was Brilliant Corners. Jazz has never been the focus of my listening, but his playing hit me instinctively, in a way that (say) Oscar Peterson never did. He doesn't play too fast, too pretty, and you can hear him thinking in the silences. He's a conversationalist, as good a listener as a talker.
Oops. FT3
DeleteYep, fuck is the word that involuntarily comes out, when I stub my toe, burn my finger while cooking etc. etc.
DeleteYour second paragraph, reminded me of what my best friend growing up, Denise's (The Grease) final words were to a boyfriend she broke up with:
"Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker!"
"The Grease" didn't mince words...
Me ad the wife were using Dadisims, such as Godfrey Daniels, Crimenetlely & Jimminy Christmas while granddaughter lived here. After she turned 18 and moved out, Fuck, she said.
ReplyDeleteMy father used to say "Godfrey Daniels". As a little girl, I used to wonder who that "Godfrey Daniels" guy was.
DeleteI met him thru WC Fields...
DeleteI utter "jesus fucking christ" at least a dozen times a day. I don't use it, but the genteel Southern saying, "Bless his heart", a/k/a what a fucking idiot, always holds a place in my head.
ReplyDeleteNot sure where else to put this, but check out this song by 2 guys from Finland who def have a New Orleans' soul/jazz groove. Entire lp is fantastic, and if Bab allows, will post a link to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgObRU5-w0g
By all means, post a link!
DeleteFuckwits
ReplyDeleteMine's the charmingly expressive "fuck a priest". I first heard that from Richard Thompson (or possibly Simon Nicol) at a Fairport gig at The Country Club, Hampstead, London in 1967. It's been in my repertoire ever since.
ReplyDelete'fuckface' by mark e. smith... there are a few people i'd like to name that job title every day!
ReplyDeletehuey
With Babs' blessing, here's Nordic Stew by Timo Lassy and Jukka Eskola (also with Herlin Riley on drums, David Torkanowski piano, Delfeayo Marsalis trombone, and Kirk Joseph and Matt Perrine on tuba). In flac and its fucking amazing (tie into the theme!).
ReplyDeletehttps://mega.nz/folder/YiwkAIoS#jBKN9rfqUekF1B8Z5DA3QQ
Thanks pmac, sounds great!
DeleteSteve Martin https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ2v54ctKTI
ReplyDeleteWas Godfrey Daniels an alias of Gordon Bennett?
ReplyDeleteAnyway Perkin Elmer
I think Gordon Bennett is the British version.
DeleteMy favorite is still when my sister, who was 5 at the time and sitting at the family dinner table, angrily told her brother, "suck my dick!"
ReplyDeleteHoly shit!
DeleteMonk is second to no one. He is at the apex of my luminaries. There's no more to say than goddamit.
ReplyDeleteI'll share a Monk story later.
Dream Link
ReplyDeletehttps://we.tl/t-tfZ8l8YKlo
Variations of fuck include "Fuck that noise" and "fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on." --Muzak McMusics
ReplyDeleteMost of mine would get me banned.
ReplyDeleteYears ago my repertoire caused amusement at my then-workplace for including furiously exasperated gems like "Oh shit up my arse", "Bollocks up me arse", "Piss on a fuck" and such.
Quote from George Hayduke in Edward Abbey's The Monkeywrench Gang, this one has long been a favorite "This fuckin' fucker is fucked!"
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