Monday, January 20, 2025

Steely Dan - 'The Royal Scam'


 

Done up in blueprint blue

The other morning, I awoke from a very pleasant dream in which the "soundtrack" was the song "Sign In Stranger".  For the rest of the morning, the song was stuck in my head.  As many of you already know, the only way I can exorcise an earworm is to smoke some flower, in this case a very nice sativa strain: Cinderella Jack (at 32% THC, not for neophytes), and play the song several times. Works every single time.  Is Paul Griffin's piano playing on "Stranger" sublime, or what?



It's been my observation, that by and large people either love or hate Steely Dan.  Myself, I've always found their albums to be very entertaining.  The musicianship is impeccable, as is the production, and the absolutely flawless sonics.  Walter Becker and Donald Fagen didn’t just polish their albums; they would spend something like 4,000 hours buffing, burnishing, lacquering, and airbrushing them until they were as perfect as one of David Bowie’s coifs.  Steely Dan albums have the high gloss of a Lamborghini that just rolled off the assembly line.  If you bought high-end audio equipment from the 1970s onward, chances are the sales person wanted to demo the equipment with a Steely Dan or Donald Fagen solo recording.

Steely Dan’s songs are adventures in their own fictional world.  Who else in rock music has assembled a more vivid cast of protagonists, whom are rogues, heroes, creeps, LSD chemists, child molesters, coke dealers, schmucks, lovers, dreamers and cold-blooded operators, or injected their characters with so much humanity? 

Pulling from history, lived experience, pulp fiction, the lore of the counterculture, and their own darkly comic imaginations, Donald Fagen and Walter Becker created people with complicated pasts.  Scars they don’t talk about, delusions, desires, and memories they just can’t forget.


 'The Royal Scam' released in May 1976 has all of the above in spades.  Many people refer to this album as Steely Dan's "guitar album", thanks to
the tasty playing of Larry Carlton, Denny Dias, Dean Parks and Elliott Randall.  The rest of the players are cream of the crop studio musicians, including Paul Griffin, Chuck Rainey, Bernard Purdie, Victor Feldman, Jim Horn, and John Klemmer.

The freeload is a very nice Japanese 2018 limited edition reissue (MQA-CD and UHQCD).  It was DSD flat transferred from US original analogue master tapes by Eli Brown at Universal Music Studios, LA, in 2018, and edited in DSD by Manabu Matsumura at Universal Music Studios, Tokyo, in 2018.

For the freeload, post some of your favorite Steely Dan Lyrics.

23 comments:

  1. Favorite chorus:

    I'll learn to work the saxophone
    I, I'll play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whisky all night long
    And die behind the wheel
    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I, I want a name when I lose
    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
    Call me Deacon Blues

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    1. OMG I just entered the exact same below! Brilliant minds, etc...

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    2. I wuz gonna quote the same thing, too...
      -notBob

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  2. Sow biz kids making movies of themselves
    You know they don't give a fuck about anybody else

    And in my all-time top 10 lyrics:

    Learn to work the saxophone
    I play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel
    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I want a name when I lose
    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
    Call me Deacon Blues

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  3. "Katy tried
    I was halfway crucified
    I was on the other side
    Of no tomorrow
    You walked in
    And my life began again"

    From "Doctor Wu" - Katy Lied album 1975

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  4. Thanks Babs, I love Steely Dan, right since the beginning, incredible music and sometimes mysterious lyrics. Here are lyrics from 3 of my favorites, but there are many more. In my view, The Royal Scam is Steely Dan sittin' on top of the world.

    I decline to walk the line
    They tell me that I'm lazy
    Worldly wise, I realize
    That everybody's crazy
    A woman's voice reminds me
    To serve and not to speak
    Am I myself or just another freak?

    I walked alone down the miracle mile
    I met my baby by the shrine of the martyr
    She stole my heart with her Cajun smile
    Singing voulez, voulez, voulez-vous


    And they wandered in from the city
    Of St. John without a dime
    Wearing coats that shined both red and green
    Colors from their sunny island
    From their boats of iron they looked upon
    The promised land where surely life was sweet
    On the rising tide to New York City
    Did they ride into the street
    See the glory (See the glory of)
    Of the royal scam

    Thanks Babs

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  5. Up on the hill
    People never stare
    They just don't care
    Chinese music under banyan trees
    Here at the dude ranch above the sea
    Aja
    When all my dime dancin' is through
    I run to you
    Up on the hill
    They've got time to burn
    There's no return
    Double helix in the sky tonight
    Throw out the hardware
    Let's do it right
    Aja
    When all my dime dancin' is through
    I run to you
    Up on the hill
    They think I'm okay
    Or so they say
    Chinese music always sets me free
    Angular banjoes sound good to me
    Aja
    When all my dime dancin' is through
    I run to you

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  6. In the corner of my eye
    I saw you in Rudy's
    You were very high
    You were high
    It was a cryin' disgrace
    (They saw your face)
    On the counter
    By your keys
    Was a book of numbers
    And your remedies
    (One of these)
    Surely will screen out of sorrow
    But where are you tomorrow
    I can't cry anymore
    While you run around
    (While you run around)
    Break away
    Just when it seems so clear
    That it's over now
    Drink your big black cow
    And get out of here
    Down to green street
    There you go
    Lookin' so outrageous
    And they tell you so
    (You should know)
    How all the pros play the game
    (You change your name)
    Like a gangster
    On the run
    You will stagger homeward
    To your precious one
    (I'm the one)
    Who must make everything right
    Talk it out 'til daylight
    I don't care anymore
    Why you run around
    (Why you run around)
    Break away
    Just when it seems so clear
    That it's over now
    Drink your big black cow
    And get out of here
    I can't cry anymore
    While you run around
    (While you run around)
    Break away
    Just when it seems so clear
    That it's over now
    Drink your big black cow
    And get out of here
    So outrageous

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  7. Some bits and pieces
    “In the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table”

    “They got the Steely Dan T-shirt”

    “I fear the monkey in your soul”

    “When Black Friday comes
    I'm gonna dig myself a hole
    Gonna lay down in it
    'Til I satisfy my soul
    Gonna let the world pass by me
    The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
    And if he don't come across
    I'm gonna let it roll”

    “Singing voulez voulez voulez vous”


    “You'll need the tools for survival
    And the medicine for the blues
    Sweet treats and surprises
    For the little buckaroos”

    “Nothin' but blues and Elvis, and somebody else's favorite song”



    “Is there gas in the car
    Yes, there's gas in the car”

    

“And I'm going insane
    And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
    And I'm so alone
    Honey when they gonna send me home
    Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada, my friend
    Stompin' on the avenue
    By Radio City with a
    Transistor and a large
    Sum of money to spend”



    “Hot licks and rhetoric
    Don't count much for nothing”

    

“You call me a fool
    You say it's a crazy scheme
    This one's for real
    I already bought the dream
    So useless to ask me why
    Throw a kiss and say goodbye
    I'll make it this time
    I'm ready to cross that fine line”

    “Before the fall when they wrote it on the wall
    When there wasn't even any Hollywood”

    “In the night you hide from the madman
    You're longing to be
    But it all comes out on the inside
    Eventually”

    “Illegal fun
    Under the sun, boys”

    “I was smoking with the boys upstairs
    When I heard about the whole affair”



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  8. Rikky, don't lose that number
    -notBob

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  9. Times are hard, you're afraid to pay the fee
    So you find yourself somebody who can do the job for free
    When you need a bit of loving 'cause your is out of town
    That's the time you get me runnin' and you know I'll be around
    I'm a fool to do your Dirty Work

    Also (as an Aussie) I was surprised they mentioned Muswellbrook in Black Friday - btw it's pronounced "Muscle-brook"

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  10. "Who are these children who scheme and run wild?"

    Also, my favorite lyric is the horn line played right after "California tumble into the sea" in "My Old School."
    D in California

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  11. Well I've been around the world
    And I've been in the Washington Zoo
    And in all my travels as the facts unravel
    I've found this to be true
    While the poor people sleepin'
    With the shade on the light
    While the poor people sleepin'
    All the stars come out at night

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  12. I'm not one to look behind I know that times must change
    But over there in Barrytown they do things very strange
    And though you're not my enemy
    I like things like they used to be
    And though you'd like some company
    I'm standing by myself
    Go play with someone else
    I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown
    Don't believe I'm taken in by stories I have heard
    I just read the Daily News and swear by every word
    And don't think that I'm out of line
    For speaking out for what is mine
    I'd like to see you do just fine
    But look at what you wear
    And the way you cut your hair

    --Muzak McMusics

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  13. 'bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend...'
    huey

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  14. Who makes the traffic interesting
    Rescues a dreary Sunday
    Who makes me feel like painting again
    Honey it's you, Janie Runaway

    Bat

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  15. Link
    https://workupload.com/file/U9HtEys4sUu

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    1. Thanks Babs for a new version of one of my favorite albums. Would it be ok for me to share a high res vinyl rip of this album? Thanks Babs

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    2. Excellent, thank you Babs. I believe this to be their finest album. I like the others but for some unknown reason, this one stands out to me. Here is a nice sounding vinyl rip, not mine, in high resolution.
      https://workupload.com/file/Sen3pZnymyQ
      thanks Babs

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  16. Dear Babs. Years ago I got hold of a version of Aja. It's called The Dave Dexter Remix from around 1977. It has more echo than the original album and I like it immensely. The issue that arose with it was the removal of "Home At Last" as Dexter felt that it didn't fit with the other tracks, but even stranger was the addition of "Sail The Waterway", a track from the early 70s. Apparently Fagen was furious when he heard the album. I'd send it to you but I don't know how to do it.

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